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To acquire your essential, microscopic piece of planetary history, please reach out. Be advised: due to the intensely personal, spiritual, and often ridiculous nature of our requests, we cannot accommodate inquiries via large-scale, impersonal methods.
Please Note: If your request involves anything larger than a teaspoon, you have reached the wrong company. You are looking for our crude, over-sized competitor, Global NAKED EARTH. We don’t talk to them.
Nude Soil. We await your tiny, yet weighty, request.
Email: Send your highly specific sample request to nudeearthfull@gmail.com. Please include the exact coordinates (down to the millimeter) and a brief, compelling narrative explaining the profound, life-altering significance of the desired dust mote. Example: “I require the top layer of earth from beneath a bench where a truly mediocre poet once finished a slightly below-average sonnet.”
Phone: You may call us, but please understand our agents are often in remote locations performing a Gentle Scrape. If we don’t pick up, we are likely kneeling in contemplative silence. Leave a message that is both concise and faintly mystical.
In Person: We do not have a public storefront. Our offices are situated in a highly neutral, energetically balanced location that changes monthly. If you are truly meant to find us, the soil will guide you.